3.24.2011
3.15.2011
3.10.2011
ooops i think i found morton's mom
what a grizzly bear. here is some evidence: she is from the same shelter in NC. she looks just like morton. she smiles like a secret shithead. MOM!
3.08.2011
2.21.2011
2.18.2011
2.07.2011
12.22.2010
12.06.2010
sarah palin's dad
calls her "sarah palin".
as though she is not his daughter but a television product.
as though he is not her real dad but a real backwoods hokie payed to represent wilderness alaska for her TLC series.
if you have the means, i highly recommend watching for 10 full minutes. this is america.
?
i don't even know.
as though she is not his daughter but a television product.
as though he is not her real dad but a real backwoods hokie payed to represent wilderness alaska for her TLC series.
if you have the means, i highly recommend watching for 10 full minutes. this is america.
?
i don't even know.
12.01.2010
11.09.2010
sick
been feeling nauseous all day, the kind of tummyache that ultimately wants one thing - fountain mr. pibb.
for real it makes me feel better, but i got to wondering about it's medicinal properties. how does your garden grow, mr. pibb?
here is what i learned:
citric acid is used in food products to produce tangy or sour tastes. "citric acid" seems like it would be a derivative of lemons and limes and other citrus fruits, but it is cheaper and easier to mass produce this same taste from fermented "aspergillus niger" or the black mold that comes from fermented molasses and phosphoric acid.
this mold is common to onion fields, appeared within the jewled walls of ancient egytpian tombs, and found within humans as "otomycosis" - aka fungal ear infections.
here it is being cultured for industrial use:
whoa we are filthy creatures.
for real it makes me feel better, but i got to wondering about it's medicinal properties. how does your garden grow, mr. pibb?
here is what i learned:citric acid is used in food products to produce tangy or sour tastes. "citric acid" seems like it would be a derivative of lemons and limes and other citrus fruits, but it is cheaper and easier to mass produce this same taste from fermented "aspergillus niger" or the black mold that comes from fermented molasses and phosphoric acid.
this mold is common to onion fields, appeared within the jewled walls of ancient egytpian tombs, and found within humans as "otomycosis" - aka fungal ear infections.
here it is being cultured for industrial use:
whoa we are filthy creatures.
11.01.2010
10.25.2010
10.18.2010
do u know about nicki?
she's killin it for young money. but this is what's important
there's this kanye track that was released in august - "monster"
it features nicki and jay-z. please have a listen
you gotta troop thru cause truly kanye's and jay-z's verses are silly. they rap about regret and address various mistakes that people hate on them for. business as usual.
and then nicki minaj, at 25 and still without an official album release, steps in and mashes out these high-grossing pussies. i wouldn't even call them "pussies" in earnest except on this track they get sent to bed early no desert, double spank.
i've been listening to a lot of FM hip-hop lately, pretty rhymes steeped in hairy balls. not to start another conversation about masculine undercurrents or debilitating sexism in modern hip-hop, because these are issues without end and with or without shitty lyrics there are plenty of songs that are genuinely fucking great. it does inevitably wear on the brain though, verses espousing mental and physical domination over women. which is why when nicki cuts in on these fools i no joke get chills
"YOU CAN BE THE KING BUT WATCH THE QUEEN CONQUER"
sexual politics, third wave, blah blah much debate but what we are left with : nicki eats your.dick. for dinner
there's this kanye track that was released in august - "monster"it features nicki and jay-z. please have a listen
you gotta troop thru cause truly kanye's and jay-z's verses are silly. they rap about regret and address various mistakes that people hate on them for. business as usual.
and then nicki minaj, at 25 and still without an official album release, steps in and mashes out these high-grossing pussies. i wouldn't even call them "pussies" in earnest except on this track they get sent to bed early no desert, double spank.
i've been listening to a lot of FM hip-hop lately, pretty rhymes steeped in hairy balls. not to start another conversation about masculine undercurrents or debilitating sexism in modern hip-hop, because these are issues without end and with or without shitty lyrics there are plenty of songs that are genuinely fucking great. it does inevitably wear on the brain though, verses espousing mental and physical domination over women. which is why when nicki cuts in on these fools i no joke get chills
"YOU CAN BE THE KING BUT WATCH THE QUEEN CONQUER"
sexual politics, third wave, blah blah much debate but what we are left with : nicki eats your.dick. for dinner
10.11.2010
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