5.25.2011

do's:

drink iced coffee it's hot!


go to work, it's your job!



keep the dog alive, even though you hate him!

5.23.2011

5.02.2011

5.01.2011

happy may!

4.15.2011

Please enter the amount, if any, paid to purchase aquaculture floats (may not exceed $500).

4.14.2011

things i am doing instead of taxes

1) listen to "dear mama" by deceased rapper tupac s.
2) tease the dog
3) read other people's blogs
4) read this article, sugar is bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5) read up on facenovel
6) watch every episode of wings
7) i would never, already did that in 1992

4.07.2011

4.06.2011

hell yes; gravy train

4.03.2011

don draper's dog

3.17.2011


3.15.2011

is this a baby dinosaur?

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3.10.2011




ooops i think i found morton's mom

what a grizzly bear. here is some evidence: she is from the same shelter in NC. she looks just like morton. she smiles like a secret shithead. MOM!

3.08.2011

want to

adopt u

3.06.2011

3.04.2011

2.21.2011


47th samurai

2.18.2011




salt





2.07.2011

just read about this magical playland


watts towers! in la? go go go and afterwards eat tacos

2.04.2011

12.22.2010

how we do

12.06.2010

sarah palin's dad

calls her "sarah palin".
as though she is not his daughter but a television product.
as though he is not her real dad but a real backwoods hokie payed to represent wilderness alaska for her TLC series.

if you have the means, i highly recommend watching for 10 full minutes. this is america.

?

i don't even know.

12.01.2010

coy baby boy

11.09.2010

sick

been feeling nauseous all day, the kind of tummyache that ultimately wants one thing - fountain mr. pibb.

for real it makes me feel better, but i got to wondering about it's medicinal properties. how does your garden grow, mr. pibb?

here is what i learned:

citric acid is used in food products to produce tangy or sour tastes. "citric acid" seems like it would be a derivative of lemons and limes and other citrus fruits, but it is cheaper and easier to mass produce this same taste from fermented "aspergillus niger" or the black mold that comes from fermented molasses and phosphoric acid.

this mold is common to onion fields, appeared within the jewled walls of ancient egytpian tombs, and found within humans as "otomycosis" - aka fungal ear infections.

here it is being cultured for industrial use:


whoa we are filthy creatures.

11.01.2010

fuck it

little manatee claws.

worlds longest tunnel