6.06.2011
5.25.2011
do's:
drink iced coffee it's hot!
go to work, it's your job!
keep the dog alive, even though you hate him!
go to work, it's your job!
keep the dog alive, even though you hate him!
5.01.2011
4.15.2011
4.14.2011
things i am doing instead of taxes
1) listen to "dear mama" by deceased rapper tupac s.
2) tease the dog
3) read other people's blogs
4) read this article, sugar is bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5) read up on facenovel
6) watch every episode of wings
7) i would never, already did that in 1992
2) tease the dog
3) read other people's blogs
4) read this article, sugar is bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5) read up on facenovel
6) watch every episode of wings
7) i would never, already did that in 1992
4.06.2011
4.03.2011
3.15.2011
3.10.2011
ooops i think i found morton's mom
what a grizzly bear. here is some evidence: she is from the same shelter in NC. she looks just like morton. she smiles like a secret shithead. MOM!
3.08.2011
2.21.2011
2.18.2011
2.07.2011
12.22.2010
12.06.2010
sarah palin's dad
calls her "sarah palin".
as though she is not his daughter but a television product.
as though he is not her real dad but a real backwoods hokie payed to represent wilderness alaska for her TLC series.
if you have the means, i highly recommend watching for 10 full minutes. this is america.
?
i don't even know.
as though she is not his daughter but a television product.
as though he is not her real dad but a real backwoods hokie payed to represent wilderness alaska for her TLC series.
if you have the means, i highly recommend watching for 10 full minutes. this is america.
?
i don't even know.
12.01.2010
11.09.2010
sick
been feeling nauseous all day, the kind of tummyache that ultimately wants one thing - fountain mr. pibb.
for real it makes me feel better, but i got to wondering about it's medicinal properties. how does your garden grow, mr. pibb?
here is what i learned:
citric acid is used in food products to produce tangy or sour tastes. "citric acid" seems like it would be a derivative of lemons and limes and other citrus fruits, but it is cheaper and easier to mass produce this same taste from fermented "aspergillus niger" or the black mold that comes from fermented molasses and phosphoric acid.
this mold is common to onion fields, appeared within the jewled walls of ancient egytpian tombs, and found within humans as "otomycosis" - aka fungal ear infections.
here it is being cultured for industrial use:
whoa we are filthy creatures.
for real it makes me feel better, but i got to wondering about it's medicinal properties. how does your garden grow, mr. pibb?
here is what i learned:citric acid is used in food products to produce tangy or sour tastes. "citric acid" seems like it would be a derivative of lemons and limes and other citrus fruits, but it is cheaper and easier to mass produce this same taste from fermented "aspergillus niger" or the black mold that comes from fermented molasses and phosphoric acid.
this mold is common to onion fields, appeared within the jewled walls of ancient egytpian tombs, and found within humans as "otomycosis" - aka fungal ear infections.
here it is being cultured for industrial use:
whoa we are filthy creatures.
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