for morton

you are my favorite
but i never knew
about someone's bowels
like i know about yours
babydoggy

i just broke netflix

cause of death: ordered Martin, season 1

funployed!

found: one job.

it has to do with fish and dogs and calendars and clients and the internet.



perfect. in other news, i found these recipes and they are so fucking good. one is for chana masala, i made it today and was super easy as long as you let it simmer for almost 2 hours so everything gets broken and flavorful. this dish is super forgiving for instance in lieu of tomato paste i used ketchup and it was totally fine. we put it on cous cous and now are full of protein.
recipe 2: curtido, the amazing coleslaw used for pupusas. i used purple cabbage and the leftover boil water was so fucking beautiful. now i have a ton of purple curtido leftover for veggie tacos with bean dip and yogurt. get that.

thursday

spent all day landscaping the front yard forest, increased muscles 46%, made 1 smoothie, coffee, 3 episodes simpsons, laundry, job applications. later there will be iced tea and outdoor dining. Do you understand?

In 2010 I am a mother-fucking WOMAN

and dirt don't hurt

"The anthropologist Mary Douglas is famous for writing about dirt as a shifting category for everything that is out of place: shoes on the floor aren't dirty, but shoes on the dinner table are; it isn't dirty to have cooking utensils in the kitchen, but it is to have them in your bedsheets. She sees what counts as dirt as a gateway to the bigger systems that judgments like this are caught up in, and a way to figure out how commonsense judgments become that way."

- the believer / mary douglas


similarly, it's interesting to google image "dirty" and come up with a wealth of imagery that is not explicitly dirty but rather culturally constructed taboos, in particular images of womens clothed crotches... and this, legitimately dirty specimen:




which happens to be tween movie star zac efron's waxy ears, which is amazing. thank you the internet and mary douglas.

i get a strange magic

hard yell/choral wail gets me every time

props

proposition 8







proposition 19











hope y'all are voting. also, why are burt and ernie available to illustrate all modern political debate

sum smelly nip

divorce daughter

Parents of three girls, for instance, are 10 percent more likely to split than are parents of three boys.


especially intrigued by the comments section declaring daughters harder to raise - are we "harder" to raise, require or inspire greater emotional investment, full of greater expectations, what is this china, i don't even know anymore

just another river rat

found: kickin it in the potomac

washington post

im trying but your website is the worst

how do i get nineteen-80's butt?

stairmaster? im trying ok

rampage