it's really rainy out, and i have this umbrella that my mom gave me from a bacherlorette party - it has elvises all over it. myself, i like this umbrella ok, but there is something about my umbrella having elvises all over it and when i use it people look at me funny and i think they are looking at me funny thinking:
is that little girl a racist?
there is something about the throbbing concentration of elvises all over this umbrella that makes it seem sort of like something that racists have. what do you think?
also i think having his signature stamped everywhere makes it much worse
