5.22.2009

today, friday

washed my hair with the baby shampoo that is in the shower at the cat sitting house

ate one chocolate donut.

bristol palin is on the cover of people magazine

in case you can't see, she says, "if girls realized the consequences of sex, nobody would be having sex." that's true. sex is really dangerous if you can't man up and boot your fettie. sex is also really dangerous in alaska because your nipples can get frozen, it's really cold. it's also really dangerous to assume that girls are the only ones having sex, because there are boys and men and women who are having sex and it rules, brist.

happy friday!