9.10.2009

upstanding community members


newsflash: this guy gets laid!

not only by his bored wife, but by power-hungry female lobbyists in california!
santiago, you might be saying, it is none of your business whom this man coerces into sexual situations. just because mike duvall pays for sex instead of serving his constituency doesn't mean any of us need to interfere in his personal life.

this is entirely true.

and yet, this poor schlump accidentally bragged about his sexual exploits while the microphone was most decidedly on. ooof. fortunately someone posted this on youtube. unfortunately, his attempts to be filthy are overshadowed by the fact that he's a sad old man, and describes the action before spanking buns as "making love". later he talks about making it past third base and still later equates the feeling of breasts as similar to a bag of sand. sike, i'm not saying it's not true, i'm sure plenty of people had sex with mike duvall, i'm just saying that afterwards they probably showered thrice and had a good cry.