he was once the tallest player in the NBA, especially when he stood next to his teammate, Muggsy Bogues, who is maybe an inch taller than me and still holds the record as the smallest player in the NBA.
when i walked by him i did not even make it up to his butt.
then i felt bad for contributing to the spectacle of his height.
then i wondered about the biological implications of love-taking and love-making when you are a candidate for the tallest man in the entire world.
check out his sweet axe
