this weekend i was in a drugstore with a big bear and we were cooing at this sleepy baby draped over it's moms back in a sleeping sack.
we were making faces and waving and trying to be best friends, generally amusing ourselves, when suddenly the baby, who has been regarding us warily, makes a sinister motion; slowly moving it's pointer finger across it's neck while it glares at us.
"im going to fucking murder you" the baby said.
we were like, huuh?
the baby continues to make harmful gestures.
it's mom says snuggly things from the front of the backpack.
unclear on how to proceed, we buy big red chewing gum.
