there are probably plenty of things that i've done 500 times. used a spoon. peed. RBI's. turkey sandwiches. but none of these things are backed by the digital affirmation that this is truly the 500th. I don't want to make too big a deal out of this, so I'd like to turn it over to my little friend, Hayden Wright. officers said he was wearing a little girl's dress and drinking a beer. crack open a colt with me and hayden, here's to 500 more.
