12.22.2010
12.06.2010
sarah palin's dad
calls her "sarah palin".
as though she is not his daughter but a television product.
as though he is not her real dad but a real backwoods hokie payed to represent wilderness alaska for her TLC series.
if you have the means, i highly recommend watching for 10 full minutes. this is america.
?
i don't even know.
as though she is not his daughter but a television product.
as though he is not her real dad but a real backwoods hokie payed to represent wilderness alaska for her TLC series.
if you have the means, i highly recommend watching for 10 full minutes. this is america.
?
i don't even know.
12.01.2010
11.09.2010
sick
been feeling nauseous all day, the kind of tummyache that ultimately wants one thing - fountain mr. pibb.
for real it makes me feel better, but i got to wondering about it's medicinal properties. how does your garden grow, mr. pibb?
here is what i learned:
citric acid is used in food products to produce tangy or sour tastes. "citric acid" seems like it would be a derivative of lemons and limes and other citrus fruits, but it is cheaper and easier to mass produce this same taste from fermented "aspergillus niger" or the black mold that comes from fermented molasses and phosphoric acid.
this mold is common to onion fields, appeared within the jewled walls of ancient egytpian tombs, and found within humans as "otomycosis" - aka fungal ear infections.
here it is being cultured for industrial use:
whoa we are filthy creatures.
for real it makes me feel better, but i got to wondering about it's medicinal properties. how does your garden grow, mr. pibb?
here is what i learned:citric acid is used in food products to produce tangy or sour tastes. "citric acid" seems like it would be a derivative of lemons and limes and other citrus fruits, but it is cheaper and easier to mass produce this same taste from fermented "aspergillus niger" or the black mold that comes from fermented molasses and phosphoric acid.
this mold is common to onion fields, appeared within the jewled walls of ancient egytpian tombs, and found within humans as "otomycosis" - aka fungal ear infections.
here it is being cultured for industrial use:
whoa we are filthy creatures.
11.01.2010
10.25.2010
10.18.2010
do u know about nicki?
she's killin it for young money. but this is what's important
there's this kanye track that was released in august - "monster"
it features nicki and jay-z. please have a listen
you gotta troop thru cause truly kanye's and jay-z's verses are silly. they rap about regret and address various mistakes that people hate on them for. business as usual.
and then nicki minaj, at 25 and still without an official album release, steps in and mashes out these high-grossing pussies. i wouldn't even call them "pussies" in earnest except on this track they get sent to bed early no desert, double spank.
i've been listening to a lot of FM hip-hop lately, pretty rhymes steeped in hairy balls. not to start another conversation about masculine undercurrents or debilitating sexism in modern hip-hop, because these are issues without end and with or without shitty lyrics there are plenty of songs that are genuinely fucking great. it does inevitably wear on the brain though, verses espousing mental and physical domination over women. which is why when nicki cuts in on these fools i no joke get chills
"YOU CAN BE THE KING BUT WATCH THE QUEEN CONQUER"
sexual politics, third wave, blah blah much debate but what we are left with : nicki eats your.dick. for dinner
there's this kanye track that was released in august - "monster"it features nicki and jay-z. please have a listen
you gotta troop thru cause truly kanye's and jay-z's verses are silly. they rap about regret and address various mistakes that people hate on them for. business as usual.
and then nicki minaj, at 25 and still without an official album release, steps in and mashes out these high-grossing pussies. i wouldn't even call them "pussies" in earnest except on this track they get sent to bed early no desert, double spank.
i've been listening to a lot of FM hip-hop lately, pretty rhymes steeped in hairy balls. not to start another conversation about masculine undercurrents or debilitating sexism in modern hip-hop, because these are issues without end and with or without shitty lyrics there are plenty of songs that are genuinely fucking great. it does inevitably wear on the brain though, verses espousing mental and physical domination over women. which is why when nicki cuts in on these fools i no joke get chills
"YOU CAN BE THE KING BUT WATCH THE QUEEN CONQUER"
sexual politics, third wave, blah blah much debate but what we are left with : nicki eats your.dick. for dinner
10.11.2010
9.30.2010
for morton
you are my favorite
but i never knew
about someone's bowels
like i know about yours
babydoggy
but i never knew
about someone's bowels
like i know about yours
babydoggy
9.20.2010
funployed!
found: one job.
it has to do with fish and dogs and calendars and clients and the internet.
perfect. in other news, i found these recipes and they are so fucking good. one is for chana masala, i made it today and was super easy as long as you let it simmer for almost 2 hours so everything gets broken and flavorful. this dish is super forgiving for instance in lieu of tomato paste i used ketchup and it was totally fine. we put it on cous cous and now are full of protein.
recipe 2: curtido, the amazing coleslaw used for pupusas. i used purple cabbage and the leftover boil water was so fucking beautiful. now i have a ton of purple curtido leftover for veggie tacos with bean dip and yogurt. get that.
it has to do with fish and dogs and calendars and clients and the internet.
perfect. in other news, i found these recipes and they are so fucking good. one is for chana masala, i made it today and was super easy as long as you let it simmer for almost 2 hours so everything gets broken and flavorful. this dish is super forgiving for instance in lieu of tomato paste i used ketchup and it was totally fine. we put it on cous cous and now are full of protein.
recipe 2: curtido, the amazing coleslaw used for pupusas. i used purple cabbage and the leftover boil water was so fucking beautiful. now i have a ton of purple curtido leftover for veggie tacos with bean dip and yogurt. get that.
9.09.2010
thursday
spent all day landscaping the front yard forest, increased muscles 46%, made 1 smoothie, coffee, 3 episodes simpsons, laundry, job applications. later there will be iced tea and outdoor dining. Do you understand?
In 2010 I am a mother-fucking WOMAN
In 2010 I am a mother-fucking WOMAN
9.08.2010
and dirt don't hurt
"The anthropologist Mary Douglas is famous for writing about dirt as a shifting category for everything that is out of place: shoes on the floor aren't dirty, but shoes on the dinner table are; it isn't dirty to have cooking utensils in the kitchen, but it is to have them in your bedsheets. She sees what counts as dirt as a gateway to the bigger systems that judgments like this are caught up in, and a way to figure out how commonsense judgments become that way."
- the believer / mary douglas
similarly, it's interesting to google image "dirty" and come up with a wealth of imagery that is not explicitly dirty but rather culturally constructed taboos, in particular images of womens clothed crotches... and this, legitimately dirty specimen:
which happens to be tween movie star zac efron's waxy ears, which is amazing. thank you the internet and mary douglas.
9.07.2010
props
proposition 8
proposition 19
hope y'all are voting. also, why are burt and ernie available to illustrate all modern political debate
divorce daughter
Parents of three girls, for instance, are 10 percent more likely to split than are parents of three boys.
especially intrigued by the comments section declaring daughters harder to raise - are we "harder" to raise, require or inspire greater emotional investment, full of greater expectations, what is this china, i don't even know anymore
especially intrigued by the comments section declaring daughters harder to raise - are we "harder" to raise, require or inspire greater emotional investment, full of greater expectations, what is this china, i don't even know anymore
