this week's candidate: Gov. Mark "All-Terrains" Sanford (R-S.C.)
it's one thing to forget to tell your family where you are on father's day weekend.
it's super awkward when you are the republican governor of south carolina AND a potential candidate for the GOPee in 2012 AND currently waging war with those wild liberals over using your state funds...
and you tell everyone that you went hiking in the woods when you were really using state funds to F your argentinian girlfriend. in argentina.
WHAT?
dog, just get a hotel room. preferably stateside. you can pay for it out of your state family values fund.
