dream interpretation

in theory i'm so into this except all of the sites online are super sketchy and obviously operated by 14 year olds. the site i just went to had a smiley face emoticon next to the URL.

here's what it suggests about my dream of hair:

Hair

If you dream of finding a hair in a piece of butter and it does not disgust you then you will be fortunate in all your dealings.

this is bullshit you guys.