the greatest hits:
1. important people drink diet coke! BUT drinking diet coke will not make you important.
2. a guy who loves you doesn’t cum on your face- especially if he hasn’t met your parents!
3. the new vadge coif for fall: bare on the bottom, full on retro bush on top. not only does it look great in a photo, it’s totally helpful/conducive to having your pussy licked and loved.
10. clean out your fucking closet you trash hording filth monger! and i mean that in the NICEST way!
7. in a perfect world, you’d only be having sex with guys who, if they accidentally got you pregnant, you might not even consider having an abortion. Stay in school though kids.
