newt ging, or
jesus christ?the answer is that they both did, because newt is now the same as jesus, because stringent religious belief is to the republican party what the casting couch was in 1970's hollywood - you've got to get on your knees to the religious right before getting cast in a starring role. no disrespect, jane fonda, you were a baller in klute.
but on the true, there is a new war coming and a new world order brewing and, according to some random though one hundred percent sane member of an audience in a press conference with his regal beagle, Newt, there is a new berlin wall being built, not in berlin, but this time, right now, being built in dc. the berlin wall.
" A man in the audience stood up to say that over the past nine months, the Berlin Wall "is being reconstructed right here" by Obama and congressional Democrats. "At the end of four years, is it not likely that a lot more people will be rediscovering God through tyranny?" "
I would love to discover God, but I'm too busy bent over all these bricks, Newt. Dan Brown did not prepare me for the lower back pains associated with Masonry. Pretty soon I'll be arched just like my sickle!
"The underlying move toward a secular socialist worldview has been going on now at least since the early '90s," Gingrich answered. "The great Reagan Revolution defeated communists overseas, but it didn't defeat the left here at home."
I'd like to respond to that, Newt, but I'm too busy reciting state prayers, err, manifestos to Chairman Obama.PS, I'm so over pill-popping adulterers talking to me about my relationship with Jesus Christ. If I wanted to experience religious guilt from people on morally questionable ground, I'd just go home for the weekend. Or to motherfucking Vatican City, dickwad. You can learn more about Newt's conversion and aspiring Presidential hopes here or about his drug problem here
