7.13.2009

emergency bread



as you read this, there are some unfortunate persons coping with the innards of a sandwich, yet lacking the necessary bookends of said sandwich - the bread.

to put this is 5 paragraph format, michael is currently in possession of the supporting paragraphs but neither the introductory nor concluding paragraphs. of his sandwich.

baby, i did some research, you're going to be fine:

Emergency Bread
excerpt from the Prepared Pantry:

"Bread is an important part of living. Yet, we may not always have an oven available. Terrorists may strike or Mother Nature may wreak havoc."

truth. another reason that you might not have bread is because you forgot it. is that inane?


end note, if you were in Zimbabwe, you wouldn't have forgotten your bread. but if you did, it would cost you about $600 million Zimbabwean dollars.