i went to the dentist this morning and they used a tooth saw. it smelled exactly like the time i burned my eyebrows off. i was getting nervous about the charges i am racking up at the dentist - my health plan only covers up to $750 per year in dental work. so i asked my immaculate hr rep for help. he introduced this amazing concept into my life - i like to call it health empowerment. he was like, doctors work for you, and you can only do what you can do, maybe some of it waits for next year. it never occurred to me that i could just tell a doctor to cool off. this is brilliant. i fucking love getting empowered. this is what beyonce feels like every day of her life.
