today i am thankful because it's almost ben's birthday.
i am also thankful because today is the 2 year anniversary of ben not killing me.
if he had killed me, it would have been with a baseball bat, in an apple orchard, during a game of homerun derby, and that would have been a fine way to go out.
but i am thankful for ben not killing me. happy 2 year, benny!
happy almost 24, you've made it so far!
