also someone in my office told me that they were constipated but that it would be better soon, and i was like I'M NOT OLD ENOUGH TO BE TOLD THAT SERIOUSLY YET, THANKS BYE.
also, at lunch we fed a pregnant squirrel. that's right, she was pregnant. how do i know this? it's biology friend, and also her massive, milk-filled breast and surprisingly tumescent nipples were resting on her knees while she nibbled corn chips. squirrel nipples, i know, i've never seen them either! is it a breast when it's a squirrel or do you call it something else like "haverpool"?
end note: 365 chocolate milk bottle at whole foods 99cents. i think that's something we can agree on.
