dear jennifer aniston,
i have seen you naked. a lot. i don't watch you on tv or in the movies, but by simply existing in america in the 2000's and walking on the street, i have seen your asshole. many props for being hot, and for not losing your shit when your old husband became a creepy baby collector, but, let's talk it out. are you a nudist now? should you join one of those colonies in your rv? also, should you just cut to the chase and do legitimate pornography, or what? or- are these pictures art? like when i was in middle school and my mom wanted me to pose naked with her for "art pictures" but i had issues about the line between art and being photographed naked by some dude and so she did it herself? i am confused. in the meantime, i will continue to think that you are a babe, but be generally perplexed by how often i see your fucking ass, which is generally more than i see my own ass.
ps john mayer aint shit, i heard katt williams is single you should give that the old naked try
