i fucking love the industrial revolution.
an electric hole punch is the best because you no longer have to exert any arm pressure to punch through cumbersome papers- you simply press a button and holes get PUNCHED. also it makes a tremendously satisfying noise like when you use an electric can opener, and i kept expecting little kittens to come ask for food.
here are some things that i am going to electrically punch now that i have unlimited access to office machinery:
every document that is on my desk
dante loutoo's mane
paper snowflakes
bitches tryna front
JELLO!
my fingers next time i want the day off
