a guard at the carnegie museum of art has been ordered to pay $245,000 dollars in restitution for slashing a painting with his keys. he said he was in a bad mood and thought the painting sucked. also he is under house arrest.
also, in eighteenth-century England, a murderer could plead lunacy if the crime was committed during the full moon and get a lighter sentence - this is because people seriously go crazy during full moons. our bodies are 80% water and think about what the moon does to the tides- what?! lunacy. check.
also speaking of the moon and it's darker sides, you probably want to buy these pink floyd high tops and wear them to your office and pretend that your office is cool. it'd be a lot cooler if you did
