apply for secured credit card
set up payment plan with dentist
give 3,000 dollars to my landlady
eat one burrito
eat shitload of homemade bread pudding
drink bourbon on the roof on friday day/night until animal collective in the park
stop faking like this adult shit is as hard as all that, since in the end i get stuff like a roof and bread pudding for dinner, this little shitbag wishes he had all that and clean diapers
