this weekend there was no bathroom in my house because ivan the terrible came and tore out the bathroom with his ferocious claws.
this weekend i also was entertaining some guests = conundrum =
1) carrie peed in a bucket and then poured the pee off of the side of the building hopefully into someone's window.
2) later ivan the terrible used the bucket to grout all the bathroom tile which means that carrie is inside of the bathroom 4ever
3) ben smoked practically all of ivan the terrible's cigarettes which means that probably ivan the terrible also peed in the grout, in the tile, in ben
4) ben left out sweaty pieces of sausage. i saw flies buzz on them, in them but i didn't say anything and then ben and roommate jim ate all of the sausage
4.5) i showered in my sink and it felt nice
5) i gave michael a cupcake but i then i snuck back a piece of the cupcake
6) i'm in michael's office but i think i might take a nap
