growing up in a wasp family is excellent preparation for business. i just had to talk to a vendor that my boss has been fighting with. both of us knew it was weird but we choked back emotions for the sake of being civil, in the name of business. this is an old wasp trick. if you or anyone you know is interested in becoming a wasp, just practice:
1) pretend your feelings aren't real - they are dirty!
2) poop? i never
3) let's change the subject
4) i want to talk about this but i am physically unable. let's redecorate!
for more information on becoming a wasp, go cry in the bathroom, and then splash your face with water, and then put on a smile for company. repeat!
