i just drank one liter of water. then i filled it up and drank some more. someone was in the bathroom so i just kept drinking and holding my pee. later i got some starbucks coffee because the yuppies called and said that they missed me and asked me to prove my allegiance and drink like them. now i am full of so much pee.
what should i do? what can i do? just waste this pee? not on your life. i'm going to refrigerate my food, fuckers
