yesterday when i came home the bathtub was sawed in half and instead of a bathroom there is just wooden. uhoh
woodmaster.uhoh.i'm house sitting in the lower east side by the hells angels private club for 2 weeks but i'm not even 14/41 anymore/yet. oh?
interviewing for new roommates i have discovered an inherent bias against men in their 20's everyone i meet i'm like I BET YOU ARE FILTHY AND GROSSFACE AND EAT YOUR OWN BOOGERS. even though i'm willing to bet at least 23% of my friends eat their own boogers. i mean at least jessie for sure.
uhoh.
